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Must Read Story: My Life As A Yahoo Boy Episode 2

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Few days at home after graduating from the secondary school, I was starting to get bored at home. Therefore, my one and only companion was my phone.

I do chat day and night, 24/7 on my phone until that couldn’t satisfy my boredom, because asking a girl out Online became my easiest hobby.
So n a fateful day I decided to switch my tactics.

Prior to the switching, I do have problem with data, I wasn’t getting enough doe for my monthly sub, so I switched tactics by created a female 2go account. I checked in to Facebook and saw one portharcourt girl profie, stolesome couple of pix of hers, do use them as my display picture for that account. I added most of my old school mates to the account. I used the username “maryjane”.

All my life I thought asking a girl out was easy but sincerely making a guy ask you out is easier.
I just chat with them for 2 hours, and the next thing you notice is them chatting nicely, caringly, chai guys mehn, greater mumu, during those duration, i’d get up to #3000 Naira Worth Of Recharge card from those guys, all I took was a yes.

On a fateful day I was in the saloon normal normal to have my hair cut, it wasn’t my turn yet so I sat on one of the chairs pressing my phone, I just saw some older guys typing hard on their laptops like a person preparing a project report, I sha looked away until the phone of one one them ringed and guess what, the guy changed voice ni sharply on picking up the call, I had no choice but to take a look at them again, the guy faked his voice to that of a girlish type, and he was speaking fast English, I was like. Sho in this place na.

The guy was now trying to explain a stuff to the white man on the other line, and is voice was changing somehow, so he told the white man to hold on that he had to visit the larvatory, he shar.es put the call on hold and was like, “chai my voice is having problem who can help me with this maga? ” , he was directing that at his friends, but not could because there voice were too tough to fake it to that of a girl.

Have been taking a peep at them from the start of the whole thing, as i look at them one last time, the eyes of the bro and i just clashed, he just signaled at me to come, I didn’t hesitate, he explained that he needs my help to talk to his uncle, I was smiling, I was like, why his he framing tge thing up, i understand, and i heard all you have been saying since bro, the bro said, “smart nigga”, he told me what to tell the white maga on the next line, and sincerely my voice is very girlish on the phone, so I didn’t have to fake it, he unhold the call ans passed the phone to me.

Me : hi dear, I’m sorry for holding you for that long

White maga: No problem I understand you.

Me : so dear, what about the iphone you promised to send

White maga : Am still working on it girl, I have plans to send other things along that to you. And don’t be permissive.

Me: am sorry dear, it’s just that have been looking forward to having that phone for a while, you such a darling, never knew you had other plans.

As the conversation was going on and on, everyone was looking at me mehn, coz I was just flowing with the white maga, they don’t know am experienced some how, after about 5mins conversation the white maga and i ended the conversation.
And he promised to send the stuffs the following day.

The bro who gave the phone was the first to comment.

Bro : champ you be bastard, gimme five, have been tasking these maga for two weeks and he never yield, and you just control am in few minutes. O boy I hail o

I just sat there blushing the bro gave me 5k that day mehn and we exchange numbers, other friends of his also collected my number.

I had my hair cut sharply and left there for home smiling, lol that how my YY life was kicking off.

To be continued soon…

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